women are like...

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

 
Women are Angels: And when someone breaks our wings.... We simply continue to fly ........ on a broomstick..... We are flexible like that.

I got these from my dad today, and I think they are worth sharing. 


The women who have shaped my life have been extremely flexible and adaptable all while staying true to themselves and their values.